Oppo needs an immediate infusion of Funk

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/18/2016 at 13:59 • Filed to: None

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Funk not only moves, it can remove... dig?


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Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > RallyWrench
05/18/2016 at 14:23

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Well then, if it wouldn’t trouble you terribly, I humbly request that my funk be of the P-Funk variety.

It would like my funk to be uncorrupted.

Again I say, please let my funk be P-Funk.

I do wish to have this experience of being funked up.

I desire the explosive device that is the P-Funk.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > RallyWrench
05/18/2016 at 14:44

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Right on.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > just-a-scratch
05/18/2016 at 14:47

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Indeed, good Sir, I shall oblige these wishes, as WE-FUNK is plural. Let us all get down.

I say, whichever portion of your anatomy may be in duress, simply place it upon your gramophone. Permit the vibrations to percolate through. The desired result is to be found upon the improvement of one’s interplanetary funksmanship.

One mustn’t forget to wear one’s glare-preventing spectacles, so one can feel at ease.

Forsooth, I was once in the Southern region whereupon I witnessed some funk. It possessed main components of the Brothers Doobie, some sort of Azure Sorcery, and an otherworldly being known only as “Bowie.” I dare say it was entertaining, but I found myself unable to fathom these Doobies about my funk. S’truth! W-E-F-U-N-K.